Maxioms by Tallulah Bankhead
I'm as pure as the driven slush.
I'm as pure as the driven slush.
Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.
Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.
It's one of the tragic ironies of the theatre that only one man in it can count on steady work read more
It's one of the tragic ironies of the theatre that only one man in it can count on steady work -- the night watchman.
I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education.
I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education.
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
