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Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get read more
Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.
Most beautiful but dumb girls think they are smart and get away with it, because other people, on the whole, read more
Most beautiful but dumb girls think they are smart and get away with it, because other people, on the whole, aren't much smarter.
Nature makes boys and girls lovely to look upon so they can be tolerated until they acquire some sense.
Nature makes boys and girls lovely to look upon so they can be tolerated until they acquire some sense.
Little girls, I am in the business of putting old heads on young shoulders, and all my pupils are the read more
Little girls, I am in the business of putting old heads on young shoulders, and all my pupils are the crème de la crème. Give me a girl at an impressionable age and she is mine for life.
It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me read more
Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.
Fact: Girls who are having a good sex thing stay in New York. The rest want to spend their summer read more
Fact: Girls who are having a good sex thing stay in New York. The rest want to spend their summer vacations in Europe.
A great catch is like watching girls go by the last one you see is always the prettiest.
A great catch is like watching girls go by the last one you see is always the prettiest.
I really can't deny it, I am who I am. I'm pretty normal. I'm not that smooth type of girl. read more
I really can't deny it, I am who I am. I'm pretty normal. I'm not that smooth type of girl. I run into things, I trip, I spill food. I say stupid things... I really don't have it all together.
