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I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.
I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.
Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
Fact: Girls who are having a good sex thing stay in New York. The rest want to spend their summer read more
Fact: Girls who are having a good sex thing stay in New York. The rest want to spend their summer vacations in Europe.
When a girl ceases to blush, she has lost the most powerful charm of her beauty
When a girl ceases to blush, she has lost the most powerful charm of her beauty
Most beautiful but dumb girls think they are smart and get away with it, because other people, on the whole, read more
Most beautiful but dumb girls think they are smart and get away with it, because other people, on the whole, aren't much smarter.
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty read more
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me read more
Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.
