There are so many girls, and so few princes.

There are so many girls, and so few princes.

I used to think as I looked out on the Hollywood night, "There must be thousands of girls sitting alone read more

I used to think as I looked out on the Hollywood night, "There must be thousands of girls sitting alone like me, dreaming of becoming a movie star. But I'm not going to worry about them. I'm dreaming the hardest.

A great catch is like watching girls go by the last one you see is always the prettiest.

A great catch is like watching girls go by the last one you see is always the prettiest.

I am fond of children--except boys.

I am fond of children--except boys.

Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me read more

Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.

It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

I really can't deny it, I am who I am. I'm pretty normal. I'm not that smooth type of girl. read more

I really can't deny it, I am who I am. I'm pretty normal. I'm not that smooth type of girl. I run into things, I trip, I spill food. I say stupid things... I really don't have it all together.

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

The restlessness that comes upon girls upon summer evenings results in lasting trouble unless it is speedily controlled. The right read more

The restlessness that comes upon girls upon summer evenings results in lasting trouble unless it is speedily controlled. The right kind of man does not look for a wife on the streets, and the right kind of girl waits till the man comes to her home for her.