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Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me read more
Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.
A great catch is like watching girls go by the last one you see is always the prettiest.
A great catch is like watching girls go by the last one you see is always the prettiest.
I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've read more
I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.
I really can't deny it, I am who I am. I'm pretty normal. I'm not that smooth type of girl. read more
I really can't deny it, I am who I am. I'm pretty normal. I'm not that smooth type of girl. I run into things, I trip, I spill food. I say stupid things... I really don't have it all together.
The restlessness that comes upon girls upon summer evenings results in lasting trouble unless it is speedily controlled. The right read more
The restlessness that comes upon girls upon summer evenings results in lasting trouble unless it is speedily controlled. The right kind of man does not look for a wife on the streets, and the right kind of girl waits till the man comes to her home for her.
It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
Nature makes boys and girls lovely to look upon so they can be tolerated until they acquire some sense.
Nature makes boys and girls lovely to look upon so they can be tolerated until they acquire some sense.
Big girls need big diamonds.
Big girls need big diamonds.
I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.
I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.