Big girls need big diamonds.

Big girls need big diamonds.

I used to think as I looked out on the Hollywood night, "There must be thousands of girls sitting alone read more

I used to think as I looked out on the Hollywood night, "There must be thousands of girls sitting alone like me, dreaming of becoming a movie star. But I'm not going to worry about them. I'm dreaming the hardest.

Nature makes boys and girls lovely to look upon so they can be tolerated until they acquire some sense.

Nature makes boys and girls lovely to look upon so they can be tolerated until they acquire some sense.

A great catch is like watching girls go by the last one you see is always the prettiest.

A great catch is like watching girls go by the last one you see is always the prettiest.

I am fond of children--except boys.

I am fond of children--except boys.

Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me read more

Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.

Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another.

Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another.

a beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you been drinkin jack and coke all morning. she can make you read more

a beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you been drinkin jack and coke all morning. she can make you feel high, for the single greatest comodity known to man - promise. promise of a better day, promise of a greater hope, promise of a new tomorrow. this particular aura, can be found in the gait of a beautiful girl, in her smile, in her soul, and the way she makes every rotten little thing about life seem like its gonna be ok

I never cared for fashion much, amusing little seams and witty little pleats: it was the girls I liked.

I never cared for fashion much, amusing little seams and witty little pleats: it was the girls I liked.