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A great catch is like watching girls go by the last one you see is always the prettiest.
A great catch is like watching girls go by the last one you see is always the prettiest.
A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.
A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.
Most beautiful but dumb girls think they are smart and get away with it, because other people, on the whole, read more
Most beautiful but dumb girls think they are smart and get away with it, because other people, on the whole, aren't much smarter.
a beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you been drinkin jack and coke all morning. she can make you read more
a beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you been drinkin jack and coke all morning. she can make you feel high, for the single greatest comodity known to man - promise. promise of a better day, promise of a greater hope, promise of a new tomorrow. this particular aura, can be found in the gait of a beautiful girl, in her smile, in her soul, and the way she makes every rotten little thing about life seem like its gonna be ok
Fact: Girls who are having a good sex thing stay in New York. The rest want to spend their summer read more
Fact: Girls who are having a good sex thing stay in New York. The rest want to spend their summer vacations in Europe.
Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me read more
Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.
Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
Many men in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
Many men in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
Little girls are the nicest things that happen to people.
Little girls are the nicest things that happen to people.
