Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty read more

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.

Fact: Girls who are having a good sex thing stay in New York. The rest want to spend their summer read more

Fact: Girls who are having a good sex thing stay in New York. The rest want to spend their summer vacations in Europe.

Nature makes boys and girls lovely to look upon so they can be tolerated until they acquire some sense.

Nature makes boys and girls lovely to look upon so they can be tolerated until they acquire some sense.

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.

I really can't deny it, I am who I am. I'm pretty normal. I'm not that smooth type of girl. read more

I really can't deny it, I am who I am. I'm pretty normal. I'm not that smooth type of girl. I run into things, I trip, I spill food. I say stupid things... I really don't have it all together.

It is a common phenomenon that just the prettiest girls find it so difficult to get a man.

It is a common phenomenon that just the prettiest girls find it so difficult to get a man.

The restlessness that comes upon girls upon summer evenings results in lasting trouble unless it is speedily controlled. The right read more

The restlessness that comes upon girls upon summer evenings results in lasting trouble unless it is speedily controlled. The right kind of man does not look for a wife on the streets, and the right kind of girl waits till the man comes to her home for her.

A great catch is like watching girls go by the last one you see is always the prettiest.

A great catch is like watching girls go by the last one you see is always the prettiest.