A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.

I never cared for fashion much, amusing little seams and witty little pleats: it was the girls I liked.

I never cared for fashion much, amusing little seams and witty little pleats: it was the girls I liked.

Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get read more

Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.

Little girls are the nicest things that happen to people.

Little girls are the nicest things that happen to people.

Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me read more

Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

Nature makes boys and girls lovely to look upon so they can be tolerated until they acquire some sense.

Nature makes boys and girls lovely to look upon so they can be tolerated until they acquire some sense.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another.

Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another.