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Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another.
Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another.
I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.
I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.
Big girls need big diamonds.
Big girls need big diamonds.
Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me read more
Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.
Most beautiful but dumb girls think they are smart and get away with it, because other people, on the whole, read more
Most beautiful but dumb girls think they are smart and get away with it, because other people, on the whole, aren't much smarter.
Little girls are the nicest things that happen to people.
Little girls are the nicest things that happen to people.
Little girls, I am in the business of putting old heads on young shoulders, and all my pupils are the read more
Little girls, I am in the business of putting old heads on young shoulders, and all my pupils are the crème de la crème. Give me a girl at an impressionable age and she is mine for life.
It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
Nature makes boys and girls lovely to look upon so they can be tolerated until they acquire some sense.
Nature makes boys and girls lovely to look upon so they can be tolerated until they acquire some sense.