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    Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.

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Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get read more

Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.

by Yul Brynner Found in: Girls Quotes,
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It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

by Tallulah Bankhead Found in: Girls Quotes,
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Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.

Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.

by Dorothy Parker Found in: Girls Quotes,
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It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

by Tallulah Bankhead Found in: Girls Quotes,
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Nature makes boys and girls lovely to look upon so they can be tolerated until they acquire some sense.

Nature makes boys and girls lovely to look upon so they can be tolerated until they acquire some sense.

by William Lyon Phelps Found in: Girls Quotes,
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There are so many girls, and so few princes.

There are so many girls, and so few princes.

by Liza Minnelli Found in: Girls Quotes,
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Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

by Dr. Laurence J. Peter Found in: Girls Quotes,
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Little girls, I am in the business of putting old heads on young shoulders, and all my pupils are the read more

Little girls, I am in the business of putting old heads on young shoulders, and all my pupils are the crème de la crème. Give me a girl at an impressionable age and she is mine for life.

by Maggie Smith Found in: Girls Quotes,
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I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've read more

I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.

by Maya Angelou Found in: Girls Quotes,
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