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    Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.

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Nature makes boys and girls lovely to look upon so they can be tolerated until they acquire some sense.

Nature makes boys and girls lovely to look upon so they can be tolerated until they acquire some sense.

by William Lyon Phelps Found in: Girls Quotes,
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Little girls, I am in the business of putting old heads on young shoulders, and all my pupils are the read more

Little girls, I am in the business of putting old heads on young shoulders, and all my pupils are the crème de la crème. Give me a girl at an impressionable age and she is mine for life.

by Maggie Smith Found in: Girls Quotes,
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It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

by Tallulah Bankhead Found in: Girls Quotes,
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Most beautiful but dumb girls think they are smart and get away with it, because other people, on the whole, read more

Most beautiful but dumb girls think they are smart and get away with it, because other people, on the whole, aren't much smarter.

by Louise Brooks Found in: Girls Quotes,
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Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

by Dr. Laurence J. Peter Found in: Girls Quotes,
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A girl is Innocence playing in the mud, Beauty standing on its head, and Motherhood dragging a doll by the read more

A girl is Innocence playing in the mud, Beauty standing on its head, and Motherhood dragging a doll by the foot.

by Allan Beck Found in: Girls Quotes,
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A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.

by Coco Chanel Found in: Girls Quotes,
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Big girls need big diamonds.

Big girls need big diamonds.

by Elizabeth Taylor Found in: Girls Quotes,
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The restlessness that comes upon girls upon summer evenings results in lasting trouble unless it is speedily controlled. The right read more

The restlessness that comes upon girls upon summer evenings results in lasting trouble unless it is speedily controlled. The right kind of man does not look for a wife on the streets, and the right kind of girl waits till the man comes to her home for her.

by Sedalia Times Found in: Girls Quotes,
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