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    Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.

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Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

by Dr. Laurence J. Peter Found in: Girls Quotes,
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Nature makes boys and girls lovely to look upon so they can be tolerated until they acquire some sense.

Nature makes boys and girls lovely to look upon so they can be tolerated until they acquire some sense.

by William Lyon Phelps Found in: Girls Quotes,
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When a girl ceases to blush, she has lost the most powerful charm of her beauty

When a girl ceases to blush, she has lost the most powerful charm of her beauty

by Gregory I Found in: Girls Quotes,
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I date this girl for two years, and then the nagging starts: 'I wanna know your name!'

I date this girl for two years, and then the nagging starts: 'I wanna know your name!'

by Mike Binder Found in: Girls Quotes,
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A girl is Innocence playing in the mud, Beauty standing on its head, and Motherhood dragging a doll by the read more

A girl is Innocence playing in the mud, Beauty standing on its head, and Motherhood dragging a doll by the foot.

by Allan Beck Found in: Girls Quotes,
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I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.

by Will Rogers Found in: Girls Quotes,
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Many men in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

Many men in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

by Stephen Leacock Found in: Girls Quotes,
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I used to think as I looked out on the Hollywood night, "There must be thousands of girls sitting alone read more

I used to think as I looked out on the Hollywood night, "There must be thousands of girls sitting alone like me, dreaming of becoming a movie star. But I'm not going to worry about them. I'm dreaming the hardest.

by Marilyn Monroe Found in: Girls Quotes,
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Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.

Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.

by Dorothy Parker Found in: Girls Quotes,
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