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I really can't deny it, I am who I am. I'm pretty normal. I'm not that smooth type of girl. read more
I really can't deny it, I am who I am. I'm pretty normal. I'm not that smooth type of girl. I run into things, I trip, I spill food. I say stupid things... I really don't have it all together.
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.
I am fond of children--except boys.
I am fond of children--except boys.
I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've read more
I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.
Big girls need big diamonds.
Big girls need big diamonds.
Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
A girl is Innocence playing in the mud, Beauty standing on its head, and Motherhood dragging a doll by the read more
A girl is Innocence playing in the mud, Beauty standing on its head, and Motherhood dragging a doll by the foot.
Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me read more
Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.