I used to think as I looked out on the Hollywood night, "There must be thousands of girls sitting alone read more

I used to think as I looked out on the Hollywood night, "There must be thousands of girls sitting alone like me, dreaming of becoming a movie star. But I'm not going to worry about them. I'm dreaming the hardest.

Relativity applies to physics, not ethics.

Relativity applies to physics, not ethics.

You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, read more

You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.

Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me read more

Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.

Big girls need big diamonds.

Big girls need big diamonds.

I date this girl for two years, and then the nagging starts: 'I wanna know your name!'

I date this girl for two years, and then the nagging starts: 'I wanna know your name!'

It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

If my theory of relativity is proven correct, Germany will claim me as a German and France will declare that read more

If my theory of relativity is proven correct, Germany will claim me as a German and France will declare that I am a citizen of the world. Should my theory prove untrue, France will say that I am a German and Germany will declare that I am a Jew.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.