There are so many girls, and so few princes.

There are so many girls, and so few princes.

Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get read more

Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.

Big girls need big diamonds.

Big girls need big diamonds.

No one has yet discovered any warlike purpose to be served by the theory of numbers or relativity, and it read more

No one has yet discovered any warlike purpose to be served by the theory of numbers or relativity, and it seems very unlikely that anyone will do so for many years.

Fact: Girls who are having a good sex thing stay in New York. The rest want to spend their summer read more

Fact: Girls who are having a good sex thing stay in New York. The rest want to spend their summer vacations in Europe.

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.

Nature makes boys and girls lovely to look upon so they can be tolerated until they acquire some sense.

Nature makes boys and girls lovely to look upon so they can be tolerated until they acquire some sense.

I am fond of children--except boys.

I am fond of children--except boys.

I can accept the theory of relativity as little as I can accept the existence of atoms.

I can accept the theory of relativity as little as I can accept the existence of atoms.