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    I really can't deny it, I am who I am. I'm pretty normal. I'm not that smooth type of girl. I run into things, I trip, I spill food. I say stupid things... I really don't have it all together.

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Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another.

Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another.

by Tom Masson Found in: Girls Quotes,
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I date this girl for two years, and then the nagging starts: 'I wanna know your name!'

I date this girl for two years, and then the nagging starts: 'I wanna know your name!'

by Mike Binder Found in: Girls Quotes,
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Little girls are the nicest things that happen to people.

Little girls are the nicest things that happen to people.

by Allan Beck Found in: Girls Quotes,
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It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

by Tallulah Bankhead Found in: Girls Quotes,
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It is a common phenomenon that just the prettiest girls find it so difficult to get a man.

It is a common phenomenon that just the prettiest girls find it so difficult to get a man.

by Heinrich Heine Found in: Girls Quotes,
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I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.

by Will Rogers Found in: Girls Quotes,
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It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

by Tallulah Bankhead Found in: Girls Quotes,
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A girl is Innocence playing in the mud, Beauty standing on its head, and Motherhood dragging a doll by the read more

A girl is Innocence playing in the mud, Beauty standing on its head, and Motherhood dragging a doll by the foot.

by Allan Beck Found in: Girls Quotes,
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Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me read more

Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.

by Allen Woody Found in: Girls Quotes,
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