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Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. read more

Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause — you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.

by John Wayne Found in: Movies Quotes,
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Open confession is good for the soul

Open confession is good for the soul

by Scottish Proverb Found in: Confession Quotes,
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Only do what your heart tells you.

Only do what your heart tells you.

by Princess Diana Found in: Heart Quotes,
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Everything makes me nervous - except making films.

Everything makes me nervous - except making films.

by Elizabeth Taylor Found in: Movies Quotes,
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The heart is forever making the head its fool.

The heart is forever making the head its fool.

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Fortunately I know how to counter it, the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a read more

Fortunately I know how to counter it, the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink. The man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition, from the man who did the waking.

by Johnny Depp Found in: Movies Quotes,
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Each one sees what he carries in his heart

Each one sees what he carries in his heart

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His heart was one of those which most enamour us,
Wax to receive, and marble to retain.

His heart was one of those which most enamour us,
Wax to receive, and marble to retain.

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My favoured temple is in an humble heart.

My favoured temple is in an humble heart.

by Philip James Bailey Found in: Heart Quotes,
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