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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.

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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy read more

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.

by Woody Allen Found in: Metaphysics Quotes,
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Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

by Woody Allen Found in: Sex Quotes,
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I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife

I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife

by Woody Allen Found in: Infidelity Quotes,
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Eternity is really long, especially near the end

Eternity is really long, especially near the end

by Woody Allen Found in: Eternity Quotes,
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