Maxioms by Woody Allen
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy read more
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife
I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife
Eternity is really long, especially near the end
Eternity is really long, especially near the end
