Maxioms by Woody Allen
I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime.
Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime.
