Woody Allen

The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going read more

The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.

Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime.

Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime.

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.

If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job

If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job

I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife

I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife