Maxioms by Woody Allen
sex is simple, love stings afterwards.
sex is simple, love stings afterwards.
Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.
Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.
Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I
definitely overpaid for my carpet.
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I
definitely overpaid for my carpet.
Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime.
Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime.
