Maxioms by Woody Allen
What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last year.
The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last year.
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she
would come in and sink my read more
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she
would come in and sink my boats.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
