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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.

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If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.

by Woody Allen Found in: Planning Quotes,
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy read more

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.

by Woody Allen Found in: Metaphysics Quotes,
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I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.

I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.

by Woody Allen Found in: Perspective Quotes,
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Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

by Woody Allen Found in: Sex Quotes,
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