Woody Allen

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.

Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.

I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.

I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.

Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought - particularly for people who cannot read more

Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought - particularly for people who cannot remember where they left things.