Maxioms by Will Rogers
See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one
You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow's too lazy to form an opinion.
Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow's too lazy to form an opinion.
I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.
I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.
