Will Rogers

When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states.

When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states.

You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.

You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.

There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and central banking

There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and central banking

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

The nation is prosperpus on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole?

The nation is prosperpus on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole?