Maxioms by Will Rogers
You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one
You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one
We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting a new coach
Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting a new coach
I can remember way back when a liberal was one who was generous with his own money.
I can remember way back when a liberal was one who was generous with his own money.
