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A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you.

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you.

by Will Rogers Found in: Finance Quotes,
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up read more

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president?"

by Will Rogers Found in: Jobs Quotes,
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All I know is what I read in the papers

All I know is what I read in the papers

by Will Rogers Found in: Newspapers Quotes,
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When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds

by Will Rogers Found in: Ignorance Quotes,
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Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.

Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.

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