Maxioms by Will Rogers
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you
You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war, they kill you in a new way.
You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war, they kill you in a new way.
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.
Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow's too lazy to form an opinion.
Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow's too lazy to form an opinion.
