Maxioms by Will Rogers
We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you
You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one
You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.
