Will Rogers

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session read more

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.

Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow's too lazy to form an opinion.

Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow's too lazy to form an opinion.