Will Rogers

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting a new coach

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting a new coach

Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.

Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.