Will Rogers

See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?

See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting a new coach

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting a new coach

The nation is prosperpus on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole?

The nation is prosperpus on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole?

Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work

Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work

Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.

Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.