Maxioms by Groucho Marx
My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.
My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
Either this man is dead
or my watch has stopped.
Either this man is dead
or my watch has stopped.
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open
