Maxioms by Groucho Marx
My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.
My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.
Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
No man goes before his time / unless the boss leaves early.
No man goes before his time / unless the boss leaves early.
Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.
Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.
