Maxioms by Groucho Marx
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.
A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
