Maxioms by Groucho Marx
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.