The potential possibilities of any child are the most intriguing and stimulating in all creation.

The potential possibilities of any child are the most intriguing and stimulating in all creation.

things without defense: insects, kittens, small boys.

things without defense: insects, kittens, small boys.

The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.

The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.

There are only two things a child will share willingly: communicable diseases and his mother's age.

There are only two things a child will share willingly: communicable diseases and his mother's age.

If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.

If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.

There is no sinner like a young saint.

There is no sinner like a young saint.

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.

Better to be driven out from among men than to be disliked of children.

Better to be driven out from among men than to be disliked of children.

The most important thing that parents can teach their children is how to get along without them.

The most important thing that parents can teach their children is how to get along without them.