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The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open

by Groucho Marx Found in: Husbands Quotes,
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Judgement Quotes,
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

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No man goes before his time / unless the boss leaves early.

No man goes before his time / unless the boss leaves early.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Bosses Quotes,
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Military Quotes,
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