Groucho Marx

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club
that will accept me as a member.

Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club
that will accept me as a member.