Groucho Marx

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough

Either this man is dead
or my watch has stopped.

Either this man is dead
or my watch has stopped.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read read more

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.