There are two things no man will admit he cannot do well: drive and make love

There are two things no man will admit he cannot do well: drive and make love

I like men who have a future and women who have a past

I like men who have a future and women who have a past

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - read more

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.

Men are easy to get but hard to keep.

Men are easy to get but hard to keep.

A women knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in read more

A women knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking.

Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.

Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.

A true man hates no one.

A true man hates no one.

Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly.

Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly.

All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one read more

All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy warthogs can ruin it for all the others.