Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

Men play the game; women know the score

Men play the game; women know the score

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle.

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle.

So many men, so little time.

So many men, so little time.

I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.

I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - read more

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.

A true man hates no one.

A true man hates no one.

Man is not the enemy here, but the fellow victim.

Man is not the enemy here, but the fellow victim.

Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.

Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.