Fools give you reasons, wise men never try.

Fools give you reasons, wise men never try.

Men forget but never forgive. Women forgive but never forget.

Men forget but never forgive. Women forgive but never forget.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different.

Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different.

I like men who have a future and women who have a past

I like men who have a future and women who have a past

A women knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in read more

A women knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking.

It is our job to make women unhappy with what they have.

It is our job to make women unhappy with what they have.

All great men are gifted with intuition. They know without reasoning or analysis, what they need to know.

All great men are gifted with intuition. They know without reasoning or analysis, what they need to know.

So many men, so little time.

So many men, so little time.