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All men [are] of one metal, but not in one mold.
All men [are] of one metal, but not in one mold.
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the read more
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
Men aren't the way they are because they want to drive women crazy; they've been trained to be that way read more
Men aren't the way they are because they want to drive women crazy; they've been trained to be that way for thousands of years. And that training makes it very difficult for men to be intimate.
Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them read more
Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.
A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - read more
A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.
Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things.
Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things.
Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most times he will pick himself up and carry on.
Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most times he will pick himself up and carry on.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
A wise man, recognizing that the world is but an illusion, does not act as if it is real, so read more
A wise man, recognizing that the world is but an illusion, does not act as if it is real, so he escapes the suffering.