Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even read more

Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though t'were his own.

A man with a grain of faith in God never loses hope, because he ever believes in the ultimate triumph read more

A man with a grain of faith in God never loses hope, because he ever believes in the ultimate triumph of Truth

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different.

Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different.

There are two perfectly good men, one dead, and the other unborn

There are two perfectly good men, one dead, and the other unborn

The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs

The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs

Beauty is the wisdom of women. Wisdom is the beauty of men.

Beauty is the wisdom of women. Wisdom is the beauty of men.

Men aren't the way they are because they want to drive women crazy; they've been trained to be that way read more

Men aren't the way they are because they want to drive women crazy; they've been trained to be that way for thousands of years. And that training makes it very difficult for men to be intimate.

Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.

Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.