All of the men on my staff can type.

All of the men on my staff can type.

Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different.

Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different.

Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly.

Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly.

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

Man is not the enemy here, but the fellow victim.

Man is not the enemy here, but the fellow victim.

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them read more

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the read more

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

Most men act so tough and strong on the outside because on the inside, we are scared, weak, and fragile. read more

Most men act so tough and strong on the outside because on the inside, we are scared, weak, and fragile. Men, not women, are the weaker sex.

Men are easy to get but hard to keep.

Men are easy to get but hard to keep.