God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the read more

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

Not only is it harder to be a man, it is also harder to become one.

Not only is it harder to be a man, it is also harder to become one.

A man of honour should never forget what he is because he sees what others are.

A man of honour should never forget what he is because he sees what others are.

. . . what women want is what men want. They want respect.

. . . what women want is what men want. They want respect.

Men forget but never forgive. Women forgive but never forget.

Men forget but never forgive. Women forgive but never forget.

All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one read more

All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy warthogs can ruin it for all the others.

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle.

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle.

Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.

Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.

A women knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in read more

A women knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking.