There are two things no man will admit he cannot do well: drive and make love

There are two things no man will admit he cannot do well: drive and make love

Men are what their mothers made them

Men are what their mothers made them

All of the men on my staff can type.

All of the men on my staff can type.

Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different.

Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different.

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything!

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything!

There are two perfectly good men, one dead, and the other unborn

There are two perfectly good men, one dead, and the other unborn

Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.

Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them read more

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.