Not only is it harder to be a man, it is also harder to become one.

Not only is it harder to be a man, it is also harder to become one.

So many men, so little time.

So many men, so little time.

If it's true that men are such beasts, this must account for the fact that most women are animal lovers.

If it's true that men are such beasts, this must account for the fact that most women are animal lovers.

A man of honour should never forget what he is because he sees what others are.

A man of honour should never forget what he is because he sees what others are.

The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs

The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs

I like men who have a future and women who have a past

I like men who have a future and women who have a past

All of the men on my staff can type.

All of the men on my staff can type.

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them read more

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.

What men and women need is encouragement. . . . Instead of always harping on a man's faults, tell him read more

What men and women need is encouragement. . . . Instead of always harping on a man's faults, tell him of his virtues. Try to pull him out of his rut of bad habits.