When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer.

When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer.

Declare World Party I !

Declare World Party I !

I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends.... That if they will top telling read more

I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends.... That if they will top telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them.

I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.

I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.

All parties without exception, when they seek for power, are varieties of absolutism.

All parties without exception, when they seek for power, are varieties of absolutism.

Sometimes party loyalty asks too much.

Sometimes party loyalty asks too much.

He serves his party best who serves the country best.

He serves his party best who serves the country best.

There is no Democratic or Republican way of cleaning the streets.

There is no Democratic or Republican way of cleaning the streets.

The sun with light umber
touches vined cucumber
The more he tickles
the more there are pickles.

The sun with light umber
touches vined cucumber
The more he tickles
the more there are pickles.