Life is a B Movie: it's stupid and it's strange, it's a directionless story, the dialogue is lame, but in read more

Life is a B Movie: it's stupid and it's strange, it's a directionless story, the dialogue is lame, but in the 'he said she said' sometimes there's some poetry, if you turn your back long enough and let it happen naturally.

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

Fortunately I know how to counter it, the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a read more

Fortunately I know how to counter it, the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink. The man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition, from the man who did the waking.

'Why don't you come up sometime 'n see me? I'm home every evening.... Come up. I'll tell your fortune.... Ah, read more

'Why don't you come up sometime 'n see me? I'm home every evening.... Come up. I'll tell your fortune.... Ah, you can be had.'

When I look at the future, it's so bright it burns my eyes.

When I look at the future, it's so bright it burns my eyes.

In feature films the director is God; in documentary films God is the director.

In feature films the director is God; in documentary films God is the director.

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take read more

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job

If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job

Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity.

Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity.