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Men forget everything; women remember everything.
Men forget everything; women remember everything.
Follow your instincts. That's where true wisdom manifests itself.
Follow your instincts. That's where true wisdom manifests itself.
Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. 'Get out' and 'I never want to see read more
Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. 'Get out' and 'I never want to see you again' might sound like a challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying, 'I love you.... I want to marry you.... I want to have your children.' Sometimes they leave skid marks.
You can have it all. You just can't have it all at once.
You can have it all. You just can't have it all at once.
Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. read more
Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause — you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.
Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
Fortunately I know how to counter it, the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a read more
Fortunately I know how to counter it, the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink. The man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition, from the man who did the waking.
That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.
That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.
In the 1930s people went to see films not just to be entertained or to escape the dreariness of their read more
In the 1930s people went to see films not just to be entertained or to escape the dreariness of their workaday lives but to gain an education, to see the world, to learn table manners and interior decoration, how to dress, kiss, to laugh and cry, how to react to tragedy and happiness, how to be brave, evil and good.
