My reaction to porno films is as follows; After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw, read more

My reaction to porno films is as follows; After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw, After the first twenty minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live

You can have it all. You just can't have it all at once.

You can have it all. You just can't have it all at once.

Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.

Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.

Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity.

Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity.

Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. read more

Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause — you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened read more

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened you'll slip away.

If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job

If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job

If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop read more

If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever.