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A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it.
A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it.
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'Why don't you come up sometime 'n see me? I'm home every evening.... Come up. I'll tell your fortune.... Ah, you can be had.'
Now I know I've got a heart, because it's breaking.
Now I know I've got a heart, because it's breaking.
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When I look at the future, it's so bright it burns my eyes.
When I look at the future, it's so bright it burns my eyes.
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If two men on the same job agree all the time, then one is useless. If they disagree all the time, then both are useless.
The secret to film is that it's an illusion.
The secret to film is that it's an illusion.
So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?
So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?