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    My reaction to porno films is as follows; After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw, After the first twenty minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live

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A film is a petrified fountain of thought.

A film is a petrified fountain of thought.

by Jean Cocteau Found in: Movies Quotes,
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A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

by Samuel Goldwyn Found in: Movies Quotes,
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Now I know I've got a heart, because it's breaking.

Now I know I've got a heart, because it's breaking.

by Tin Woodsman Found in: Movies Quotes,
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That old saying, how you always hurt the one you love, well, it works both ways

That old saying, how you always hurt the one you love, well, it works both ways

by Chuck Palahniuk Found in: Movies Quotes,
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Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity.

Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity.

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'Why don't you come up sometime 'n see me? I'm home every evening.... Come up. I'll tell your fortune.... Ah, read more

'Why don't you come up sometime 'n see me? I'm home every evening.... Come up. I'll tell your fortune.... Ah, you can be had.'

by Mae West Found in: Movies Quotes,
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In feature films the director is God; in documentary films God is the director.

In feature films the director is God; in documentary films God is the director.

by Alfred Hitchcock Found in: Movies Quotes,
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Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. 'Get out' and 'I never want to see read more

Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. 'Get out' and 'I never want to see you again' might sound like a challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying, 'I love you.... I want to marry you.... I want to have your children.' Sometimes they leave skid marks.

by John Wayne Found in: Movies Quotes,
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Follow your instincts. That's where true wisdom manifests itself.

Follow your instincts. That's where true wisdom manifests itself.

by Oprah Winfrey Found in: Movies Quotes,
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