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    I watched Titanic when I got back home from the hospital, and cried. I knew that my IQ had been damaged.

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Fortunately I know how to counter it, the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a read more

Fortunately I know how to counter it, the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink. The man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition, from the man who did the waking.

by Johnny Depp Found in: Movies Quotes,
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When I look at the future, it's so bright it burns my eyes.

When I look at the future, it's so bright it burns my eyes.

by Oprah Winfrey Found in: Movies Quotes,
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If I find a film dull, I find it infinitely more entertaining to watch the scratches.

If I find a film dull, I find it infinitely more entertaining to watch the scratches.

by Norman Mclaren Found in: Movies Quotes,
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Neil: The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard.

Neil: The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard.

by Robin Williams Found in: Movies Quotes,
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Mr. Keating: Seize the day! Make your lives extraordinary.

Mr. Keating: Seize the day! Make your lives extraordinary.

by Robin Williams Found in: Movies Quotes,
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That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.

That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.

by John Wayne Found in: Movies Quotes,
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Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity.

Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity.

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The embarrassing thing is that the salad dressing is outgrossing my films.

The embarrassing thing is that the salad dressing is outgrossing my films.

by Paul Newman Found in: Movies Quotes,
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It grossed something like 12 million dollars and started a cycle of so-called boy-meets-ghoul horror films.

It grossed something like 12 million dollars and started a cycle of so-called boy-meets-ghoul horror films.

by Boris Karloff Found in: Movies Quotes,
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