A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

I am the modern, intelligent, independent-type woman. In other words, a girl who can not get a man.

I am the modern, intelligent, independent-type woman. In other words, a girl who can not get a man.

So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?

So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?

Men forget everything; women remember everything.

Men forget everything; women remember everything.

My reaction to porno films is as follows; After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw, read more

My reaction to porno films is as follows; After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw, After the first twenty minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live

Everything makes me nervous - except making films.

Everything makes me nervous - except making films.

Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, read more

Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.

In feature films the director is God; in documentary films God is the director.

In feature films the director is God; in documentary films God is the director.

Life is a B Movie: it's stupid and it's strange, it's a directionless story, the dialogue is lame, but in read more

Life is a B Movie: it's stupid and it's strange, it's a directionless story, the dialogue is lame, but in the 'he said she said' sometimes there's some poetry, if you turn your back long enough and let it happen naturally.