Fortunately I know how to counter it, the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a read more

Fortunately I know how to counter it, the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink. The man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition, from the man who did the waking.

Unless you choose to do great things with it, it makes no difference how much you are rewarded or how read more

Unless you choose to do great things with it, it makes no difference how much you are rewarded or how much you have.

If two men on the same job agree all the time, then one is useless. If they disagree all the read more

If two men on the same job agree all the time, then one is useless. If they disagree all the time, then both are useless.

Neil: The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard.

Neil: The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard.

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?

So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?

When I look at the future, it's so bright it burns my eyes.

When I look at the future, it's so bright it burns my eyes.

A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it.

A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it.

If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job

If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job