Birth: The first and direst of all disasters.

Birth: The first and direst of all disasters.

My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that read more

My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last

A woman has two smiles that an angel might envy - the smile that accepts a lover before words are read more

A woman has two smiles that an angel might envy - the smile that accepts a lover before words are uttered, and the smile that lights on the first born babe, and assures it of a mother's love.

Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but read more

Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but babies never are.

A baby is born with a need to be loved and never outgrows it.

A baby is born with a need to be loved and never outgrows it.

A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

It is the nature of babies to be in bliss.

It is the nature of babies to be in bliss.

Babies are such a nice way to start people

Babies are such a nice way to start people