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If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being read more
If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being can pour out for you, let a young mother hear you call dear baby "it."
Those who say they "sleep like a baby" haven't got one.
Those who say they "sleep like a baby" haven't got one.
Babies are such a nice way to start people
Babies are such a nice way to start people
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that read more
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
Families with babies and families without are so sorry for each other.
Families with babies and families without are so sorry for each other.
A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last
Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last
A baby is born with a need to be loved and never outgrows it.
A baby is born with a need to be loved and never outgrows it.
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.