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The old Irish when immersing a babe at baptism left out the right arm so that it would remain pagan read more

The old Irish when immersing a babe at baptism left out the right arm so that it would remain pagan for good fighting

by Mark Twain Found in: Babies Quotes,
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Families with babies and families without are so sorry for each other.

Families with babies and families without are so sorry for each other.

by Ed Howe Found in: Babies Quotes,
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A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

by Jerry Seinfeld Found in: Babies Quotes,
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A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and read more

A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for

by Carl Sandburg Found in: Babies Quotes, Cute Quotes,
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My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that read more

My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.

by Joan Rivers Found in: Babies Quotes,
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A baby is born with a need to be loved and never outgrows it.

A baby is born with a need to be loved and never outgrows it.

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Birth: The first and direst of all disasters.

Birth: The first and direst of all disasters.

by Ambrose Bierce Found in: Babies Quotes,
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Babies are such a nice way to start people

Babies are such a nice way to start people

by Don Herold Found in: Babies Quotes,
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A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and love, a resting place for read more

A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and love, a resting place for innocence on earth, a link between angels and men

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