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It is the nature of babies to be in bliss.
It is the nature of babies to be in bliss.
No animal is so inexhaustable as an excited infant.
No animal is so inexhaustable as an excited infant.
A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
A woman has two smiles that an angel might envy - the smile that accepts a lover before words are read more
A woman has two smiles that an angel might envy - the smile that accepts a lover before words are uttered, and the smile that lights on the first born babe, and assures it of a mother's love.
My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he read more
My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and read more
A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that read more
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being read more
If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being can pour out for you, let a young mother hear you call dear baby "it."
