My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he read more

My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.

A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

A baby is born with a need to be loved and never outgrows it.

A baby is born with a need to be loved and never outgrows it.

Those who say they "sleep like a baby" haven't got one.

Those who say they "sleep like a baby" haven't got one.

No animal is so inexhaustable as an excited infant.

No animal is so inexhaustable as an excited infant.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being read more

If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being can pour out for you, let a young mother hear you call dear baby "it."

Birth: The first and direst of all disasters.

Birth: The first and direst of all disasters.

Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but read more

Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but babies never are.