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    Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's nerves and regularly erupt into vicious emotional shouting matches over such issues as toaster settings.

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Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.

by Jackie Mason Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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A woman who pretends to laugh at love is like a child who sings at night when he is afraid

A woman who pretends to laugh at love is like a child who sings at night when he is afraid

by Stanley Baldwin Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.

by Brendan Francis Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.

by Oscar Wilde Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve read more

If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them.

by Sacha Guitry Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.

To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.

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The most expensive wedding usually ends with the quickest divorce.

The most expensive wedding usually ends with the quickest divorce.

by Anonymous Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Some men demand rough treatment everywhere!

Some men demand rough treatment everywhere!

by S. C. Hall Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.

Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.

by Lewis Grizzard Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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