By the time the fool has learned the game, the players have dispersed

By the time the fool has learned the game, the players have dispersed

Some men demand rough treatment everywhere!

Some men demand rough treatment everywhere!

A small family is soon provided for.

A small family is soon provided for.

All women are bitches except my mother - not trusting her but respecting her.

All women are bitches except my mother - not trusting her but respecting her.

What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to read more

What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series.

Women have two weapons - cosmetics and tears

Women have two weapons - cosmetics and tears

I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.

I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.

I hate women because they always know where things are.

I hate women because they always know where things are.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.