You can only perceive real beauty in a person as they get older.

You can only perceive real beauty in a person as they get older.

If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.

If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.

A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like read more

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

A small family is soon provided for.

A small family is soon provided for.

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely unnatural condition.

For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely unnatural condition.