When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets up, people look; then, if read more

When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets up, people look; then, if they like what they see, they listen.

The surest sign of age is loneliness.

The surest sign of age is loneliness.

I married beneath me. All women do.

I married beneath me. All women do.

Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.

Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.

Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.

Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.

I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be read more

I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.

Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.

Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.

When a woman behaves like a man why doesn't she behave like a nice man?

When a woman behaves like a man why doesn't she behave like a nice man?

To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.

To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.