A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

A mother understands what a child does not say.

A mother understands what a child does not say.

A good husband makes a good wife.

A good husband makes a good wife.

When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets up, people look; then, if read more

When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets up, people look; then, if they like what they see, they listen.

You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was really made from his read more

You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was really made from his funny bone.

The government is becoming the family of last resort.

The government is becoming the family of last resort.

Adam knew Eve his wife and she conceived. It is a pity that this is still the only knowledge of read more

Adam knew Eve his wife and she conceived. It is a pity that this is still the only knowledge of their wives at which some men seem to arrive.

What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to read more

What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series.

He knows little, who will tell his wife all he knows.

He knows little, who will tell his wife all he knows.